| I've been drafted... |
[10 Nov 2008|11:25pm] |
...into a meme!
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
Joseph Marie (It's a wonder I'm not actually Jesus)
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
Biological:
Frank Bob
Step-:
Bill Bob
Both pretty good NASCAR names ;)
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Lograh
4.DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav animal)
Blue Mumak
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Stewart Dallas
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcoholic drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Golden Rum (?)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Grod (SUPAHFLY!)
8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie):
Dutch Chocolate Chocolate Chip (how... repetitive...)
9.ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
No-Name McCallum (I think this would make a better Detective Name)
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Lucy Wilderness (I think I've seen this question in some other meme...)
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| EXTRA! EXTRA! |
[06 Feb 2008|09:28am] |
For any who care, I have created a new LJ, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2) thegfiles, in which I will put Deep Thoughts. This LJ will remain for random wibblings about my life, crappy quizzes and misleading memes.
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| Excerpts from the Log Book |
[03 Feb 2008|02:07pm] |
So, for those who don't know, I'm currently working as a security guard. Mostly, I drive a car with a blinky light on top and a company logo on the side around Wal-Mart parking lots all night. Last night was semi-eventful so here's a few ACTUAL ENTRIES from my log of it to illustrate the most interesting of these events:
( Read more... )
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| Saint Patrick's Phone Number... A MYSTERY! |
[24 May 2007|12:55pm] |
So, I was playing Civilization IV earlier today when I came across an interesting occurrence. Just as the Great Prophet Saint Patrick was born in my capital of Athens, I get this display (click for full screen):
That number "2147483647" immediately jumped out at me as a phone number, not least of all because I live in Dallas, where 214 is a local area code; my cell phone has a 214 number and I know lots of people around here who have 214 numbers. So naturally I assumed that Civ IV had somehow accidentally stumbled into my registration or phonebook or something. However, that was not the case. I don't know anyone with the phone number 214-748-3647.
Which leads to a great mystery. Can YOU guess why St. Patrick lives in the Dallas area and why his phone number appears in Civ IV? Oh, and searching the internet for the answer is cheating. ;)
The answer is ( behind the cut... )
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| It's... RANDOM DREAM TIME! |
[21 Apr 2007|11:36pm] |
So, I had a random dream and, in the great and ancient tradition of this LiveJournal, I decided to post it here for the enjoyment and betterment of all mankind, etc.
( Here it is )
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| Da Vote |
[29 Oct 2006|03:13am] |
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Woo, I just got my voter registration in the mail. Now I just have to figure out who to vote for...
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| Ah, customers... |
[21 Apr 2006|08:40pm] |
For those who don't know, I work at Fry's Electronics now. So yesterday, I'm talking with a customer and my supervisor comes up and says, "Graham, when you're done with him, there's a woman over by the computer cases who needs some help." So I say OK, hurry up with the first customer, and go over to the cases. I see her walking away, about to leave, so I hurry over and ask if I can help her find something.
( Strange Conversation )
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| Gayest LotR Commercial EVER |
[03 Apr 2006|10:02pm] |
OMG, I can't believe that I actually saw this on real life television. It's like that spoof trailer for "Brokeback to the Future". Only for REAL!
(apologies for the low video quality, I just pointed my digicam at the TV and hit "record video")
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